Mariana

A bold, italic exclamation mark with breath-taking pizza cooking skills, persuasive salsa-moves, a mesmerizing morning face, and terrible humor.
She will teach you a new language, have your back and keep you out of your comfort zone, and also try to deep fry you in her dorm at night.

She will offer a release from the limitations of your life, so step carefully in order not to fall entirely under her spell!

A girl like Mariana is on the top of anyone's wish list

by Grytelokket March 16, 2020

Marianne

She shows up hours late to parties, usually when people begin to leave. She commonly has money flying outside of her car window on the way from work

*comes hours late to the party*
"Hey guys I lost some money on the freeway but I'm ready to party!"

"Well, that's Marianne for ya....."

by professoryoseph November 28, 2013

Mariana's trench

A New band that is very good, with such songs as Decided to break it, Shaketramp,and fix me

I like the new band Mariana's trench

by JaredFatterson May 20, 2007

Melian

He's kind of the stupid

You're being a real "Melian" right now.
Come on, I'm not that bad
Yeah, noone's as bad as Melian

by NotMelian May 19, 2018

Mariana Baquero

Mariana Baquero is such a beauty and everyone wants to fuck. She’s the hottest girl in the universe. Everyone wants to stick their dick right up in her ass so far it tickles her insides. And her moaning sounds like the church choir from my school.

“oh my god Mariana Baquero wants to fuck me!”
“You lucky queer”

by Dannyboy696969 July 17, 2018

Genetic Median

Used to describe an offspring who inherited from their parents a perfectly balanced phenotypic feature in a certain domain.

Wow, He sure is a genetic median! His father has blonde hair, his mother has red and their child has orange hair!

by myore willhavitte June 5, 2019

Northern Mariana Islands

the location of US sweatshops. a shitty little us territory in the pacific, population 80k. this is where many articles of clothing that say "made in the usa" are produced by chinese laborers working for a few bucks a day. many workers have side jobs as prostitutes to pay the bills.

the Northern Mariana Islands are where the us violates all labor standards. bastards!

by Hong King Kong January 6, 2008