Melvin

Nefarious dude who has no trouble getting women and can put up a more than fair fight he will break your neck if you get close and will always protect his honor

He’s crazy as hell and hella funny he must be a Melvin!

by xGremlxn November 20, 2023

Melvin

The chaddest chad of them all, even more chad than Coen. his lightskin stare is enough to blind anyone who sees it. people around Melvin are instantly cooler due to his captivating lightskin abilities. he is the alpha of the friend group and doesn't take shit from anyone, especially Sawyer. his rizz is so powerful, you simply cannot describe it.

Melvin: "i'm Melvin"

by ballermelvi December 5, 2022

The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black

Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin

by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024

A Melvin

A front wedgie for a female.

My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.

by Wouldscrew October 3, 2022

Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"

by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021

melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable

Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin

by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023

Melvin

No matter how beautiful a woman is or how good in bed she is there will always be that one guy who's sick of her shit

Once you get to know her
Melissa turns out to be quite a Melvin.

by Philth13 January 29, 2023