meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.

Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.

by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004

meecrob licker

licking to much crap or a kind of alcohol made of crap u drink

andrew evans drink to much meecrob licker ..... meecrob is the word shit crap or apatiser u eat like ur mom

by cory&Ck May 3, 2003

Meeri

A normal looking girl, pretty boring, dresses weird, pretty fat, not funny but she has a kind heart.

"Who's that annoying ginger?"
"It must be... what's her name again... oh, Meeri."

by killforthepill September 29, 2011

Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.

i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.

by freakindude01 December 14, 2009

Meera

An Indian girl from Wisconsin who does yoga.

Hey Meera! Aren't you late for yoga class?!

by yogagirl August 4, 2009

meecron

The starter course at a restraunt that tastes like the smell of shit.

1. God damn it i didn't ask for any of your meecron you dick!

by me34 June 28, 2007

Meeeeerrrrpppp

Meerp is used at the end of a sentence when a person has made an ignorant or stupid comment/joke. That person has to Meeeeerrrrpppp in order to save them selfs from the bad joke.

Man im so hot that ice melts on me.....Meeeeerrrrpppp!!!!

Bro your so ugly that. (Fails to end joke)......Meeeeerrrrpppp!!!

Im so tall that you guys look up to me.......Meeeeerrrrpppp!!!

by Junay July 25, 2010