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Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
by JAB0 January 20, 2019
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Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
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Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.
*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!
by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025
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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people
Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.
by Speedjunki September 1, 2016
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tower of strategic mechanics

A sc tower in ring 6 of jtoh.

Tower too easy? Embrace gbj!
I just fell in Tower of Strategic Mechanics f6 gbj and fricking died
Epic
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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