by JAB0 January 20, 2019
Get the Mechanical penismug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choicesmug. intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
Get the Mechanically Sobermug. When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.
*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!
by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025
Get the Mechanic money shotmug. A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
Get the Skilled Mechanicmug. by Speedjunki September 1, 2016
Get the Mechanical Twerkmug. by gitilivy February 25, 2023
Get the tower of strategic mechanicsmug.