poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise

A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEEYA LATER.

by A Quirky White Boy September 5, 2023

Mayonnaise

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later

see the mayonnaise

by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018

Mayonnaise

an instrument.

is mayonnaise an instrument

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019