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mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
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Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
by DaddyJack February 19, 2017
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017
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Mayonnaise

The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator
Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
by PCgary August 11, 2023
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