It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
Get the mayonnaise wrestlingmug. by DaddyJack February 19, 2017
Get the Mayonnaise Bustermug. by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
Get the jonathan mayonnaisemug. When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
Get the Texas Mayonnaisemug. A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
Get the Mayonnaise Manmug. An instrument
Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017
Get the Mayonnaisemug. The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator
Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
by PCgary August 11, 2023
Get the Mayonnaisemug.