"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"
"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
by insanoclan August 30, 2016
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When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.
I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.
by Mysterio 015 January 03, 2023
The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress
by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019
by Trigeek February 21, 2016
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint June 26, 2017
A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.
by Triptow November 22, 2020