A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023
Get the Mattress mug.Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023
Get the Missouri mattress mug.A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.
E.g.
Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
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Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
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Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
by FunkSpunk December 7, 2023
Get the Flipping The Mattress mug.A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.
Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
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Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
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Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
by FunkSpunk December 14, 2023
Get the Flipping The Mattress mug.u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022
Get the mattress mug.by 3of3irish December 23, 2022
Get the Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon mug.When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.
I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.
by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023
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