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Mashed

Troy mashed about me to his friends.

Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing
by mypfp April 1, 2024
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mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.
by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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Mazed

An online game player that is like a rat in a maze.
When somebody is in so deep in an online game (usually an arpg/mmorpg) that they never take a step back and ask themselves why they are even playing anymore since they haven't had fun in ages.
Daniel is a mazed retard.
by MichaelMellview June 4, 2025
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mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
by SWEPro August 13, 2025
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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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su-mashed

super smashed, drunk beyond all healthy limits
Did you see Chenier on the golf course yesterday? SU-MASHED!
by Righto26 July 27, 2010
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