Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

by Gord lang July 3, 2009

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

the suicide machines

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world

man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

by PoopFaceMan July 31, 2005

machinima

Machinima is animated filmmaking within a real-time virtual 3D environment - mostly using video games technology.

Soon enough, Machinima will be the way most films are made.

by ILL Robinson December 8, 2004

The Machine

Nickname for current Laker backup guard Sasha Vujacic given by legendary Laker commentator Stu Lantz.

"The Machine launches a 3 from the corner and...it's GOOD!!!"

by calTR0N June 23, 2008