Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 2, 2019

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.

Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality

by ThePostFall July 23, 2022

Maia moss Salomon

Maia Moss Salomon is a very kind person. She is outgoing but has a very bad temper. She is a good friend. Sometimes.

Maia Moss Salomon once beat me up when I didn’t give her my chicken nuggies.

by Broward123person October 28, 2021

Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock

Swaggiest moss is literally so cool omg

by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022

Moss

Someone named after a plant and has a forehead bigger than a runway

"That guy Moss has a massive forehead what the hell...?"

by Broski B) March 1, 2022

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019