Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.' Or : "where my mitches at?"

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018

mitcHELL high school

literal HELL, even tho it’s the best high school in pasco county. mitchell consists of fuckboys, gangs, drug dealers, and hoes who basically think they run the school

hey have you heard of mitchell high school? it’s supposed to be good, but wasn’t there a big arrest yesterday?

by yiannipappas October 21, 2018

Mitchx

A Kind Random guy with a sweet heart. He is funny cute hot 🥵. Mitchx is spelled funny because because the X is silent. Most girls like him and his best mates are Woof Woofs. He will have 3 children with his one best mates crush. If you ever meet his sidekicks you will flip out how silly they are they fight and dance to France in their underpants. Be careful of his handsome looks..?
Sidekick 1 is really hot and get most girls expect him to steal ya misses.

Holy Balls it’s MITCHX.

*Girls ‘Ahhh why is he soo cute xD

by Ding Dong Ching Chong August 21, 2019

Mitchel forgan

A person , in which takes no sides in arguments , and also enjoys a bit of cheeky but sex

Look at that little Mitchel Forgan over there

by Blazed on a kayak August 23, 2019

Mitchell King

Mitchell King has the best bestie in the world, but he’s such a rock.

Person 1: Omg there’s Mitchell King, I wish I had a best friend like his!!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!

by short bitch:) November 12, 2019

Mitch Grassi

Mitch Grassi is an I C O N I C god who can nothing wrong periodt.

He is literally stunning and he would snatch your weave at a singing battle 💅🏻
He claims he can't dance but we all know that's a lie
Oh and we stan 💁🏻

"Omg have you heard of Mitch Grassi?"
"No"
"I hear that a lot, you should"

by Mr Pritchard October 9, 2020