When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
by akaRakxm October 2, 2023
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Get the Missouri Cocksucker mug.When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.
Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
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