Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure

Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!

by tyqwer June 11, 2018

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Greenfield Missouri

Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives

“I just got back from greenfield Missouri”

“Ew you probably caught something”

by Fafo123 January 2, 2024

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Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass

Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"

by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024

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eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

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Missouri Twister

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.

Thats one hell of a missouri twister!

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

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