Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 5, 2023

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

Milkshake Powder

Milkshake Powder.....Powdered Drugs
Basically

Guy1 : Fancy Some Milkshake Powder Tonight?

Guy2 : Yeah Sure

by annoymous 45677 January 29, 2009

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

Oreo Milkshake

When a black and a white person fuck a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake

Yeah man, me and my friend ______ Oreo milkshaked this bitch last week!

by Lasilkim224 May 5, 2021

sideway milkshake

The act of laying a thick milf on her side and pouring milk all over her body while slapping her with your penis.

I'm going to Sideway Milkshake your mom tonight.

by The burning bush December 19, 2017