Milf

A very very hot mom. ALso known as M-Mom I-I'd L-Like T-Too F-Fuck

"Ayo ash ur mom is a Milf"
"WHY ARE U IN MY HOUSE"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 21, 2021

milf

mother id like to fuck.

a woman who is 30-50 and have kids.

jake- aye yo mama is a milf
ruben- nah, your mom is

by fittnylle June 23, 2021

MILF²

When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.

Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.

by damnnnnnnnson September 23, 2019

milf

An achievement gained by woman. To be a true milf, you must stay hot for long enough after childbirth for the friends of your adolescent children to find you hot.

This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.

teen 1: hey dude ur mom is so hot
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting

by UnderscoreZero May 19, 2017

milf

Mighty Interesting Lady Friend.

You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!

Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??

You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!

by Joeinomaha September 4, 2005

milf

I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!

Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.

by Big Polish Sausage September 16, 2005

milf

Mate I'd Love (to) Frape

A mates Facebook profile you would love to rape. (frape)

Boy 1: OMG look Jack left his mobile here with his Facebook on!
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape

Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)

Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook

Boy 1: ...

also check the word frape

by Hussmir September 2, 2011