by youdettypig February 11, 2020
by fittnylle June 23, 2021
An achievement gained by woman. To be a true milf, you must stay hot for long enough after childbirth for the friends of your adolescent children to find you hot.
This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.
This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.
teen 1: hey dude ur mom is so hot
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting
by UnderscoreZero May 19, 2017
When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.
by damnnnnnnnson September 24, 2019
You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!
Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??
You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!
Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??
You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!
by Joeinomaha August 12, 2005
by Big Polish Sausage August 24, 2005
Boy 1: OMG look Jack left his mobile here with his Facebook on!
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape
Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)
Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook
Boy 1: ...
also check the word frape
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape
Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)
Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook
Boy 1: ...
also check the word frape
by Hussmir September 1, 2011