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Mida Jiang Jiang

The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.
I want you to cum all over me Mida Jiang Jiang!
You're a good fuck Mida Jiang Jiang.
by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022
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The mids

When someone is not fully retarded but only halfway retarded.
Alex is acting stupid today, I think he might have a case of the mids
by Mr.C.E.O June 29, 2016
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miasma

An invisible layer of energy flowing constantly around the world. Monsters are born from this strange energy. In fact, a monster's essence, what is left after it is destroyed, is composed entirely of miasma. Those who are of the Miasma element have a deep connection with monsters, most having a beast side themselves. While their beast side is actually an intelligent being, they also tend to be violent or destructive, giving Miasma elementals a bad reputation. Their beast sides tend to respond to emotions, especially anger. Miasma elementals are also said to be able to tap into the Miasma Stream, making them some of the most powerful elementalists.
The miasma flows around us all. Monsters are born from it, and it is where you draw your power. If you don't believe me, ask the beast that resides within you.
by Kronoshifter January 4, 2011
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mids

Mediocre weed. About equivalent to the lowest beaster, but not from British Columbia. Better than schwag or commercial, worse than beaster, headies, or anything with a nickname.

Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.

Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).

It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
I hit some mids last night. I felt a kind of weird, tired, and I had the munchies, but I wasn't really high. At least it wasn't total dirt though. My boy Stevie is gettin' some beaster tomorrow and I'll actually get high.
by kickflipthecat February 24, 2009
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Miasma

Similar to Plasma. A group of Dangerous Substances, such as Lava, or Acid.
Dang it! I died at the lava at the Miasma level again!
by DragonMiasma September 8, 2010
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midasgunholster

black master chief do the bugha emote with me also i draw and. Stuff. also i spel very god!!
“have you seen midasgunholster?” “oh yeah she’s doing black master chief
by StorminStefano August 2, 2021
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Midaspog

The biggest fan of the midas Fortnite skin on Twitter
Wow is that Midaspog.”
by Midasispog October 27, 2021
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