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Metro Tux

Derived from the LAPD's Metropolitan Division (SWAT, K-9, Bomb Squad, Etc.) as the "tuxedo" the personnel uses that consists of tactical pants, a white t-shirt, and a ballistic (bulletproof) vest.
The swat team wore their metro tuxes to the bar after a long hostage standoff.
by SGT-KMA May 30, 2009
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Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.
by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
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Metro-Neck

Metro-neck is defined as a Redneck living in a metropolitan area.
Many a country feller comes into the City and has to make a living.
You can take the boy out of the country, but you cant take the country out of the boy
It could even be the female version as well
Everyone has seen the invasion of Metro-necks into city area. Maybe your neighbor has cars in his yard, or does his BBQ different, tries to set up a shooting range, has animals gutted and drying, collects everything, makes a living doing a yard sale every day. There are too many examples to name in one paragraph
by Loincloth42 August 20, 2013
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Metro Thug

A Metro sexual man who uses health and beauty products and drives a nice car while listening to Gangsta Rap from the 90's.
Those middle aged white guys look like Metro Thugs driving an Audi S-8 down North Scottsdale Blvd. with the windows down and bumping Easy-E "Boyz in the Hood."
by kwinnerman June 8, 2015
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metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."
"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."
by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016
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metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."
"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."
by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016
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Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.
Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.
by BB Puffin May 25, 2016
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