Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.

Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.

by Big Grinder June 18, 2019

Skull Merchant Treatment

The sacred and catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly—so viciously—that not even the memory of its former shape survives.

"Skull Merchant Treatment" originates from a Dead by Daylight killer - The Skull Merchant - who received nerfs so severe that her power was widely considered mechanically unplayable and useless, broken in function and stripped of its original identity.

"Don't bother playing Mercy anymore, she got the full Skull Merchant Treatment."

by June905 June 2, 2025

PCI Merchant

of or describing an MLB the Show player who uses zone hitting and plays the game by trying to just match the PCI to the ball every pitch instead of actually playing like a real baseball player might play.

Most Twitch streamers are PCI merchants.

by Soccersux July 27, 2022

Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who likes to give it big spud's but when faced with trouble there ass fall's out

Hey Mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working away and your ass fall's out you karzy merchant

by Knees up man March 28, 2025

certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.

The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.

by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022