Sexy Hot Matrix

This is a scale which compares hotness and craziness, and tells you how your night should end

Oh yeah, she is high up on my sexy hot matrix

by Quickscoper 420 NS September 9, 2016

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!

i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!

by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007

The Matrix: Reloaded

G-Union is an idiot.

Ass spackler.

by Ellioto June 8, 2003

Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.

And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.

by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025

Matrix

A gayass

Matrix is gay

by Whoa I? February 20, 2021

Matrix

A badass person who uses their computer skills to put forth revenge.

We call her the Matrix, cause she can dig up any information and make you regret ever messing with her.

by Matrix007 July 5, 2019

Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003