I’m a sarcastic cuck 

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...

Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”

I’m a sarcastic cuck by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

I’m a Catholic 

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

I’m a Catholic by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

I'm a cup 

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

I'm a cup by SpicyHamsandwich February 3, 2023

I’m a mushroom 

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

I’m a mushroom by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023

I’m a Russian spy 

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

I’m a Russian spy by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

I'm a narcissist

Conservatives are using student activist plants now.

Hym "Isn't it weird how conservatives only ever engage with the most emotional and least articulate proponents of the countervailing ideology? The 'I'm a narcissist' guy for example... Seemed fake. Looked fake. And Kirk argues against a pretty substantially nerfed strawman of an argument I made."

I'm a narcissist by Hym Iam January 29, 2024

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

I'm a switch! by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024