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Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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Luke

That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.
God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.
by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018
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Luke

Luke has a smile that will instantly light up a room, His eyes are typically blue and deep like pools. Luke is tallllll as and gives the best hugs because of his long arms, and not only does he get A's in almost all his classes but he is really athletic as well (like running and basketball), he has a great personality and is always able to make you laugh, but is a little dorky as well, some would say he is the perfect guy.
Person A: oh my god who is that guy that just scored a 3-pointer
Person B: I think he's the guy that came top of my class
Person C: oh that's just Luke!
by xoxogg :) November 21, 2019
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Luke

(child)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)
Bully: ha, nerd
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.
by Sunnybirb78 July 16, 2019
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Luke

A fucking disgusting cut who is a retarded motherfucker
That's a Luke
by BradFrancis10 November 16, 2018
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Luke

The most amazing person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Treats everyone with respect, and is beyond loyal to all of his loved ones. Also, the best boyfriend on this Earth. He will always try his absolute best to keep you warm, safe, and happy. He is the most handsome man alive and is equally silly, sexy, and charming. He is very forgiving and tries to understand and help everyone. Leaving him would be the worst decision of your life.
Girl 1: "I'm in love!"
Girl 2: "With who?"
Girl 1: "Luke!"
by lover_lover_lover_ January 28, 2018
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Luke

U hear about Luke, he raped again
by Banterboy15679 November 12, 2018
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