Water lover

Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.

Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

futt lover

someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.

“dude who’s that beautiful girl?”
“stay away…that’s a futt lover.”

by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 13, 2022

Bird lover

A person who will be your everything and one day betray you for the goverment

Tammy is such a bird lover, she turned over grandpa

by The spanish meme guy July 2, 2020

League Lover

A phrase used to describe anyone who has ever even thought about playing League Of Legends

"Yo wanna play league?"
"I'm not a league lover!"

by NuggetsFly November 12, 2021

Brown lover

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed

I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!

by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016