by csaadeh3 December 7, 2006

Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!
by cpetkunas July 12, 2019

It’s like you’ve been gang banged it a roach motel for the entire weekend. Eating vending machine snacks and sodas. Selling pussy and deep throating for $20 dollar hits of crack cocaine.
by Christian-isms March 27, 2023

- He's got the Tony look!
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.
by thekillers2 January 11, 2010

When a co-worker stalks you by trying to see you through the small crack between your two computer monitors.
Frank is going to move to Maryam's old desk.
Nah, JB would never allow that to happen. She likes when Frank looks thru her hole.
Nah, JB would never allow that to happen. She likes when Frank looks thru her hole.
by RuthlessEmpire August 9, 2015

the soft yet still self deprecating way of acknowledging the fact you don’t appear up to your standards.
similar to a homeless person(aka: a bum), they aren’t necessarily ugly yet due to circumstances they are perceived as otherwise. however, on a good day or with appropriate attire, they are clearly attractive.
makes a lot of sense when referring to the concept that “there is no such thing as being ugly, just being broke.”
similar to a homeless person(aka: a bum), they aren’t necessarily ugly yet due to circumstances they are perceived as otherwise. however, on a good day or with appropriate attire, they are clearly attractive.
makes a lot of sense when referring to the concept that “there is no such thing as being ugly, just being broke.”
by untitledtilfurthernotice September 29, 2019

Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.
Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.
After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.
If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.
After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.
If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!
Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?
Me: *starts yodelling
WPIDKOL: u ok?
Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!
WPIDKOL: okay......?
Me: *starts yodelling
WPIDKOL: u ok?
Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!
WPIDKOL: okay......?
by notamazingwords August 27, 2017
