Looking for socks

Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”

I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.

by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021

Looking rough

It’s like you’ve been gang banged it a roach motel for the entire weekend. Eating vending machine snacks and sodas. Selling pussy and deep throating for $20 dollar hits of crack cocaine.

“Holy shit, you are looking rough today.”

by Christian-isms March 27, 2023

slingblade look

The look you give when you want to kill someone for being an irritable, stupid, failure. A murderous and contemptuous look.

"Dad gave me the slingblade look after I showed him my report card filled with F's"

slingblade
sling blade
sling blade look
evil eye

by Kikig84 April 9, 2014

looking cushion

A cushion or pillow used by an old yenta to provide comfort while looking out the window for hours on end. Or a nickname to describe the nosey yenta themselves.

Bewitched's Gladys Kravits was quite a looking cushion.

by yentatatamous March 30, 2010

lip look

when two people who want to kiss look at each others lips.

patty: "and then he lip looked at me! so we made out for 5 hours"

by misssunshine25232 March 8, 2009

shoulder looking

to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.

(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)

friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?

you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.

by mysterious Will July 15, 2010

The Stafford Look

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

by Neffinski December 25, 2013