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lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.
"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"
by Dave Bover November 29, 2013
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adam's letter

a play written by John Cosper about an unpopular boy commiting suicide. The boy, Adam Krieger, leaves his suicide letter in the form of a website, naming various people at his school and blaming most of them for his pain. The website inspires one student to try and change how people see each other so a tragedy like Adam's won't happen again.
There is no such person as Adam, nor is the author aware of this sort of story ever happening in real life. And no, Adam Krieger was not the inspiration for Blink 182's song "Adam's Song," or vice versa. Any resemblance between the characters, places, and events to any real people is purely coincidental.
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by password January 22, 2008
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seven letters

A term for cursing or a combination of words that add up to seven letters in which one of the words is a curse word. Although many combinations exist, the most common is "Fuck You" or "Asshole". Term originated by Michelle R. of New Jersey by way of North Carolina.
After she was called a bitch by the cook in the kitchen, Michelle turned around an said "What? Fuck You!!!!!"
After she said her seven letters, the cook had no more to say.

You gonna do what to me? You know what? I got seven letters for you, now try me.
by MJ Wright April 8, 2008
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the scarlet letter

A famous book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne that deals with Puritan beliefs. The main character is a woman named Hester who has a baby, is accused of adultry, and is forced to wear a red letter, "A" on her clothes, so everyone in the town knows she's a skank. Highschoolers are forced to read this book. Only God knows why. At first, the book seams alright. The plot seams interesting enough, because it deals with sex and suspence, but when you start reading it you have to keep your eyes open with clothes pins to avoid falling asleep. Also known as, the most overrated and dissapointing book of all time.
I thought that reading The Scarlet Letter would be interesting, but once I actually started reading the book it made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spork and smear my eyeball blood all over Nathaniel Hawthorne. What the hell was my english teacher smoking when he read this book and thought it was a masterpiece?
by fingersofsalad January 22, 2009
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letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.
"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009
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letterkenny

Letterkenny (from the Irish: Leitir Ceanainn), with a population of 17,568, is the largest town in County Donegal.

The Main Street, originally the retail centre of the town, has become a centre for popular night clubs and pubs, voodoo in particular has attracted figures such as Sander Van Doorn, Markus Schulz, Paul Van Dyk, Eddie Halliwell and Marco V in recent years. The locals have there own slang which is commonly used.

Letterkenny is one of the worst towns in Ireland for public order offences. There were a total of 777 public order offences recorded in the town in 2003 with 1505 recorded in 2008. These statistics place Letterkenny as the sixth worst town in Ireland for public order offences, worse than the notoriously dangerous Dublin suburbs of Coolock and Clondalkin.
The Main Street has seen numerous assaults, stabbings, sexual assaults, drug raids and attacks on Gardaí in the past. Drug crime has become a problem in recent years, notably in the now demolished mart building.

The three main shopping malls are the Courtyard Shopping Centre, the Forte Shopping Centre and the Letterkenny Shopping Centre, the latter being the oldest. The Main Street is home to many older establishments including R. McCullagh Jewellers, dating from 1869, and Speers Department Store.

The Letterkenny Institute of Technology (LYIT; known locally as the Regional) is one of the largest institutes of third level education anywhere in Ulster.
boy 1: yep sham!

boy2: wats the craic about letterkenny these days ?

boy1:wile bita craic for ye! yeno your juck sean, got himself into a brave owl hanlin last night there! was clean lushed out of his head!! pure layed into some buck who was monged! some one had to call his oul boy tae come down and get him! clean mentz so it was! felt sorry for his gf the wee pet!
by aye boy December 4, 2010
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Chain Letter

Either seen as a death threat, list, or something random to scare or "reward" people, a chain letter is something that many idiots believe in. It is an epidemic on Youtube and Myspace. Usually, middle schoolers and people without friends forward these, but these letters are annoying as hell generally. If it's not a death threat, it says that it will tell you that if you forward it, that you'll have yourself a boyfriend/girlfriend on Friday.
Person 1: Hey! I just reposted this chain letter on Myspace saying that she'll finaly be mine on Friday!
Person 2: Shut up! Myspace isn't going to decide that for you. Grow some balls now.
by Blue Kirby August 15, 2008
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