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Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.
"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"
by lovesock October 9, 2008
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Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger September 17, 2015
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I Lava Toe

Your drunk gf/bf tries to text 'I love you' but it autocorrects to 'I lava toe'
Me: I love you
Him: I lava toe
Me: wtf
by NaiTea December 23, 2017
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The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .
Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*
by The Anonymous Hound September 4, 2020
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New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010
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butt lava

Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.
I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.
by Absolom7691 September 3, 2006
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Benny Lava

A take off on a Bollywood video, with english sub-titles that are only what the words being sung SOUND like. Not a translation, merely a phonetic rendering, with incredibly funny results.
"Do you need a bun to bite, benny Lava?"
by hankpac March 26, 2009
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