lava

a good solid heart-to-heart

1: Man, Joan and I were facetiming so late last night
2: What'd you talk about???
1: idk but we had such a good lava

by levistraus1199 September 19, 2017

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

lava bitch

instead of being a bitch be a Lava bitch.
you just go around biting every ones head off in a hot ass fashion.

that bitch she's not a bitch she's a Lava bitch

by Lava bitch October 14, 2017

Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 5, 2017

lava roll

A lava room is where you shit into a persons ass and mush it into them.

I just gave my girlfriend the old lava roll, as always it was painful for her.

by YoBoiTrist November 16, 2017

Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018