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Lacrosse

Lacrosse is a sport that is used with a stick and a ball. People think it is only for rich white boys who aren't athletic at all. But no all races black,white,Asian,etc. It does require skills plus you have to have mad balls to get hit with a stick like fight a lax player and you would probably lose.
" Lacrosse is dope!"
"nah only retards and pussy's play that game"
" Fight me bitch come square up pussy!"
by PervertCentralLOL69 May 13, 2018
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Lacrosse

Hey look at that. Lacrosse!
by Quaggles January 16, 2020
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Lacrosse

The sport only fat gay people play
Look at him he plays lacrosse
by James pans April 23, 2020
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Lacrosse

A fun sport which involves the fast action of basketball combined with the hits of football and hockey. The goal is to move the ball around through set plays or transition offense and shot the ball into a goal. While there is a misconception that lacrosse is gay, its quite the opposite. In lacrosse, the defense is tasked with hitting the other players and playing team defense to take the ball at the other team.

The goalies are probably the craziest players on the field as they stand in the goal with nothing but gloves, helmets and a chest pad and try to stop a shot coming at over 90 miles per hour.

Another misconception is that lacrosse players are unathletic. This is completely false. At lower levels this statement my be applicable but in college, you will find some of the best athletes playing lacrosse. I play division 2 lacrosse and I run a 4.5 40-yard dash and im not even the fastest on my team.
Baseball players: "Why do you play lacrosse, that's so gay, you must not be athletic"
Lacrosse players: "sorry I dont like to stand around for 3 hours trying to hit a ball"
by Oj456 March 3, 2020
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Standup Lacrosse

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.
1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!
by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020
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Skidmore lacrosse

A group of fugly young men who are less than average at LAX. Them party boy business majors/sexual predators are a waste of time. Stay away!
Guy 1: Did you hear about our new insurance broker?
Guy 2: One of those Skidmore Lacrosse boys again?!
by Jhrman February 9, 2023
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hug a lacrosse girl day

october 25th is national hug a lacrosse girl day!
“why did u just hug that girl
cause it’s national hug a lacrosse girl day!”
by urbandictioanarynerd4 October 24, 2019
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