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1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.
1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!
by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020
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1- A lot of bullshit in one place.
2- A version of a video game that's been modded so many times that, while remaining playable, is almost unrecognizable as the original game.
1- Man, that is some wide BS.
2- I just got the wide BS version of Animal Crossing. Tom Nook is such a chad!
by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020
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A Haewn, or alternatively Heywyn, is a special type of rarepair in which two characters are shipped together for little to no good reason.

Examples of said reasons might be:
-the two characters are both attractive to the shipper
-the dynamic the characters would hypothetically have is one that the shipper prefers
-the shipper picked up on random sexual tension between the characters in one scene that no one else picked up on.

HAEWN is an acronym that stands for "half-assed eh why not", but the creator realized that saying it out loud sounds like Heywyn ("hey why not"), and so both spellings are valid.
A: "The minute I saw those two, I just knew they'd make the perfect pair."
B: "What? Why would you think that? They've never even talked!"
A: "I know- it's a total haewn, but I couldn't help myself!"
by daemon_definitions July 15, 2020
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