Lobsterclaw

The lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. The giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. The timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. Ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. The pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.

"HA! Ian totally lobsterclawed the shit out of Robert, he wasn't even expecting it."

"That lobsterclaw was EPIC bro."

"Yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw."

by consummate man of action September 19, 2006

mechanical lobster

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.

"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"

by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005

locust

A female who feeds off of the male population until they are barren and left with nothing then she proceeds to move onto the next guy and repeat the same process.

Man Sarah is such a freaking locust. I mean she left John with nothing. She took his money,clothes,credit cards and then made all his friends even turn against him. She is definatley evil. This is like the 3rd guy she has done this to.

by dsdonnie April 17, 2006

lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.

After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.

by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005

Lobster Tits

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!

"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn

by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007

Lobsta

1.The most gangsta creature to ever exist on the face of the earth!!!

2.The 'in' way of spelling lobster.

Note: a lobsta is NOT a crayfish!!

Lobstas are so gangsta man.

by Gracii August 8, 2008

Lobster

1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!

"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"

by nhrugga October 28, 2006