Ronaldo Las Vegas

The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.

"have you heard about the Ronaldo Las Vegas incident, it's crazy to think he would do it"

by South Host November 22, 2025

Mi Gustan las putas

Spanish for I like wh*res usually to insult Dora the exploer

Hey Dora
Hola
Guess what
What
Mi gustan las putas
*dora slaps him*

by Epictailz January 29, 2017

roba a las dos manos

Someone who steals a lot ,a thief

El roba a las dos manos

by Sbr23 January 4, 2019

te gustaron las amburguesas

Frase utilizada cuando no se sabe con qué responder a algo, especialmente cuando se forma un silencio incómodo. Fue originalmente viralizado como captura de un chat de Whatsapp.

-¿Cómo estás?
-Bien
-Me alegro
-...
-...
-te gustaron las amburguesas

by Daiuu June 21, 2020

Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!

Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"

by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021

adictas a las drogas

the best groupchat to ever exist, destroyed by other dry people who never belong. because of two losses, the groupchat is dead. Replaced by a new groupchat with consistent names, currently “BARK BARK WOOF ARK” :)

“hey were you ever in adictas a las drogas?”
“no but heard it was THE BEST!”
“yeah i knew some people in it, they were all platonic soulmates man.”
“no doubts!”

by jackbutnotmanifold January 2, 2022

Si saco las unas te puedo aranar

Cat-kitty-cat, cat-kitty-cat, cat

Si saco las unas te puedo aranar, cat kitty cat cat kitty cat cat is not an inside joke its just cute ok?

by kakyoin x jotaro 😋 March 20, 2022