by pride January 8, 2005
Get the landon-typical boy mug.1) An opportunistic mentally ill parasite who honestly believes he provides an honest, morally sound business for his community. But in reality, siphons huge amounts of resources from his tenants trapping them into the perpetual gamed cycle of renting rather than owning.
2) A person, company, or firm who owns so much property they can easily set the rental rates of a particular area.
2) A person, company, or firm who owns so much property they can easily set the rental rates of a particular area.
"If I keep paying rent to landlords, I will never afford a house"
"My landlord raised the rent again! I cannot believe I am being priced out of my childhood town!"
"My landlord raised the rent again! I cannot believe I am being priced out of my childhood town!"
by DutchPirate June 10, 2018
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by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010
Get the landotarian mug.The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011
Get the Landlord Pipe mug.A word to describe a person who is of authentic hippie nature, who is not necessarily all about world peace and marijuana. Typically, a landworthy girl may not shave her legs or underarms, yet still wears deodorant, keeps a clean appearance, fits into society with ease, and enjoys more pastoral pasttimes, like arts and crafts, hiking, rock climbing, and reading, with a general disinterest in common pasttimes like television and celebrity.
Landworthy individuals are markedly distinct from hipsters in that they genuinely are not interested in façades. In fact a hallmark of landworthy persons is their entire genuineness.
Often persons befitting the descriptor 'landworthy' are naturally very relaxed individuals, laid back, kind, and notedly difficult to agitate.
Landworthy individuals are markedly distinct from hipsters in that they genuinely are not interested in façades. In fact a hallmark of landworthy persons is their entire genuineness.
Often persons befitting the descriptor 'landworthy' are naturally very relaxed individuals, laid back, kind, and notedly difficult to agitate.
John: "Hey, let's go visit my old neighbor Sarah. She's got a pretty swank apartment in the heart of downtown."
Charles: "She's a nice girl, totally landworthy."
John: "Yeah, she doesn't shave or watch tv, and she was an art major in college, but she is super nice. And she's not a hipster because she truly cares about all people and all living things! She would enjoy hiking up the waterfalls with us!"
Charles: "She's a nice girl, totally landworthy."
John: "Yeah, she doesn't shave or watch tv, and she was an art major in college, but she is super nice. And she's not a hipster because she truly cares about all people and all living things! She would enjoy hiking up the waterfalls with us!"
by Charles_my_helmet July 6, 2011
Get the landworthy mug.Adjective: When you are doing a job correctly but the circumstances keep getting changed for the worse by things out of your control.
I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.
by Nater Fett January 17, 2018
Get the Landoed mug.A dolphin that has evolved to go on land. They are usually very smart as they have figured out how to go on land as a sea creature.
He is a landdolphin, he has many talents.
by Landd0lphin March 15, 2018
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