Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung Goo

A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu

nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:

by m4cbeth January 13, 2021

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.

Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.

by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022

kung fu fighting

A song that is made by karate

Eric:what is karate

Ret:Kung fu fighting

by Kaka so June 2, 2022

Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021