snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)

she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Sticky Kit Kat

When you've had so much anal sex, the doo doo leaks from the intestine and leaks into the vaginal wall.

Ashley got a sticky kit kat when her husband banged her anally and then vaginally one too many times.

by KitKatKrampus August 14, 2015

KIT

A small capsule or container which can hold useful items. It is inserted in the anus for safekeeping.

My kit fell out when I ran the marathon, so I lost my asthma spray.

by Lou January 25, 2003

Kit Kat

Kit Kat - Fingering a persons asshole and you come out with brown fingers.

"Hey bro, what happened last night?"
"I kit kat'd that girl"
"You are my hero"

by Dragon123321 November 20, 2013

Right bit of kit

A phrase used to describe a hot piece of ass that you would most definitely tap.

Someone or something can be a "right bit of kit" when they have a smoking hot body and banging chebs.

"Have you seen Pete's mum?"

"Yeah man, she's a right bit of kit."

by nee bother mate May 14, 2010

kit piss

an expression used by disgruntled cat owners with a lisp, your when the cat pees on your clothing/the flowerpot/the patio, etc.

"this smells like kit piss"
"the kit pissed in my shoe"

by Alissa 7456 February 9, 2007

Kit Kat

A dumb word for a girls snatch.

I love pussy.

by MC October 26, 2003