Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.
Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.
Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025
Get the kirkedmug. When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk
random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson
by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025
Get the getting kirkmug. by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018
Get the Kirkmug. “You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”
“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.
That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.
by Tonylum February 24, 2023
Get the Kirkmug. I know political violence is unacceptable but I see no reason to have a Circle Kirk. The guy did nothing with his adult life but sow division and grift people out of their money backing his organization.
by hel112570 September 22, 2025
Get the Circle Kirkmug. To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.
It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.
by donphan2 September 10, 2025
Get the Charlie Kirkmug.