keyi

Cool on the outside cute on the inside. Pleasant and easy going. Savage and sensitive towards others at the same time. It means acomplicated personality with both extremes

she is so keyi, i can't understand her!

by Oxforder January 4, 2018

came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

the sticky keyboard

Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.

Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...

by angrydragonman April 25, 2006

Keyboard Ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

Dan: "Hey Mike whats wrong?"

Mike: "im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net."

by 907jones January 12, 2009

crack head with a keyboard

Any one that thinks they are a rock star and they actually suck.

Dude, did you hear that band? Just a crack head with a keyboard! I can totally do that!

by leg warmers rock December 2, 2004

sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Keyboard-toughie

Term invented in the early 2000 by Dr Mario. Term used to describe an individual that talk sh1t on the internet completly protected in their home home.

They would never do that in public, being shy, timid, reserved individual. But because they have complete impunity, they show their real morality and talk, act like sh1t.

Kid(BBQ) : you are a stupid ass h0le, I did your mother last night...

Dr Mario : Oh come on don't be a keyboard toughie now...

by Dr Mario July 12, 2004