One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.
My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.
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Get the Keekers mug.Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.
Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"
Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."
Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."
Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."
Julie: "Gross."
Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."
Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."
Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."
Julie: "Gross."
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