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.karl..fan

.karl..fan is a very hard working person, so underrated yet so talented!
is that .karl..fan? -omg it is!
by dreamsiimp_ July 17, 2021
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Karl Gesthuizen

Man that porn i watched last night was Karl Gesthuizen
by Volki July 9, 2018
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en karl

To chew obnoxiously loud, typically during a Discord-call. Named after a famous Swedish comedian, Fun Stun Nittiotvå.
"Joakim drar en karl i servern asså. Han earrapar oss alla..."
by funstun92 February 25, 2019
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Karl Bungus

Someone who is thin skinned and drinks vitamin water. Can be associated with a person who perceives an insult where there is none.
Oh man, he can’t take a joke, he’s such a Bungus!
I know he’s a total Karl Bungus!
by Todd_The_Godd February 11, 2020
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Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
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karl-iver

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
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the nourishing karl

When you are hitting it from behind and you feed your lover cheese puffs.
"I was horny and in the mood for a snack, but thankfully my lover pulled the nourishing Karl out of his bag of tricks!"
by Karlito grande June 27, 2019
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