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Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall
That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out
by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019
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Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020
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Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him
Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky
by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
by russianamish June 18, 2019
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Kyle

A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
Wow he has humour like a Kyle!
by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back
guess what, I just broke up with Kyle today.
by urlocalhoe June 4, 2019
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kyle

Some lit guy whom drinks monster. Is an epic gamer.
Yo is that my man Kyle.
Yea I think he is a Kyle.
by burnapplz March 1, 2020
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