Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.
I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.
by Noahtorious August 20, 2008
Get the Hong Kong handshakemug. if you get caught by borders who are in the mood. they may take you there. you dont want this. they will shove something up your ass. i seen it happen
shannon: im gonna take you to hong kong!
porter:Nooooo!
shannon:yeeeees!
(four borders grab porter and shannon grabs a broom, the broom is then shoved up porters bum)
porter:Nooooo!
shannon:yeeeees!
(four borders grab porter and shannon grabs a broom, the broom is then shoved up porters bum)
by jimmie rollins May 27, 2009
Get the hong kongmug. by Denny January 20, 2005
Get the King Kong's Fingermug. An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!
by Ktroxsex33 July 16, 2007
Get the King-Kong Pussymug. A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.
by I am Muffins February 15, 2017
Get the Donkey Kong snatchmug. TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.
by PornDrugs January 30, 2015
Get the King Kong Schlongmug. Noun
An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
by Lancipher November 17, 2016
Get the Hong Kong Wafflemug.