John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.
by Crashexl May 29, 2018
Get the punch the koala mug.The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.
Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.
by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020
Get the The Koala mug.by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018
Get the Koala mug.KOALAS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!
by Nameless*soul August 25, 2017
Get the Koala mug.Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
Get the Joaquin the Koala mug.by Ray asf March 22, 2021
Get the Koala mug.The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes
by Koalaimg January 16, 2023
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