A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
by Trollface123 March 4, 2017
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Get the Kirk mug.The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
Get the Dog Kirk mug.When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011
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Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.
Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.
by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023
Get the Kinky Kirk mug.The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.
That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.
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