A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.
Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.
Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"
Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.
Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"
"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"
by Ngiss July 25, 2019

A big boned beauty who has the moves playa playa, he'll be pulling a mud slide a tornado all the good good for his queen. He doesn't even care his little sisters in the room next door. He will baste that turkey on thanksgiving and stuff your stocking during Christmas. You will come home from a night with him looking like absolute hell but feeling like you've been touched by Jesus for even being in his presence.
-That King Julian from last night really showed me something new I'll be crawling for days.
-Girl I can tell when you walked into the house, I thought he hit you with his car!
-Girl I can tell when you walked into the house, I thought he hit you with his car!
by The Real Nick Cannon November 11, 2013

the HOTTEST guy in the world..... you no it... the hair.... the eyes..... the VOICE... ohh the VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ThE FaCeEeEeE! April 27, 2011

He's only the best and the sexiest singer in the best modern-age rock'n'roll band. He is nothing else!!!!!!!
by alex December 19, 2003

Julian Smith is known as the fittest lad in all of Camden and the best Fortnite player to walk this earth. He is so wench and will "steal your girl". He is the best basketball player of all time behind Moses Brown and strives to be like him.
by MosesBrownFan80085 November 29, 2021

by Dr. Doofinshmirtz January 12, 2022

by ARGHHH I CANT GET a NAME June 19, 2020
