san jose

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

by caliplaya January 26, 2006

jose ocanas

illegal Mexican who eats tacos and fucks yo bitch #414 HOOOOEEEEE NIGGAZ

i'm Jose ocanas to these hoes .

by RICH CHIGGA BITCHH October 23, 2017

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

Jose Lopez

Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t

Jose Lopez lost a lot of money against the chiefs

by Pmoneu November 23, 2021

Jose and Alyssa

The best couple ever. If you ever see Jose and Alyssa DON'T EVER try to break them up. They are the most perfect couple and will always make you laugh. Alyssa is super insecure but Jose makes her feel better about herself. Jose is very depressed but once he meets Alyssa his life changes. A girl named Precious likes Jose. Alyssa is very jealous. Jose says he will never like Precious and that he loves Alyssa only. Don't mess with Alyssa and Jose. YOU WILL PAY!!!

Jose and Alyssa are Soulmates

by Shxdowxx October 15, 2022

Jose Castillo

A Nuyorican hood legend, Artist Street hustler and fashion icon with the fur coat known to make profit out of nothing, from Queensbridge projects and celebrated in Brooklyn.

Being defined

Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!

I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell

I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well

by RudeBoyRanks January 13, 2020

jose and allison

Jose and Allison are the couple of a life time. They love each other forever and will never be apart. They always find a way to each other and are the best friends. If you know a Allison or Jose send this to them.

Jose and Allison number 1 couple

by TheKingValid September 26, 2021