Jonathan

A sex offender

Jonathan molested my dog

by Thicc Niggas June 19, 2019

Jonathan

A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate

Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan

Me: Ewwww

by Mayson January 5, 2020

Jonathan

small gay dickhead no friends

that guy looks gay he must be a jonathan

by bob picklesson August 17, 2020

Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.

Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked

by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017

Jonathan

Some black kid that has a forehead the size of megaminds

Damn do you see thag Jonathan over there? His head is fat asf!

by Yessirski October 22, 2019

Jonathan

A fucking asshole who will call you “gay” or “fagot” every day.

Kid: Hi Jonathan

Jonathan: Fuck you fagot

by Alias Pseudonym Anonymous November 4, 2019

Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .

But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.

by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018