Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
Get the Jonahmug. by lani4127 November 27, 2021
Get the Jonah Columbus Boydmug. ben archacki, getting cheating on, playing lefou. what will jonah do next? ill tell you what. marry a jewish girl. girl girlfriend is the jewish bomb . He steals french fries and doesnt say i love you back. Meet Jonah Wolf
by sophie6969 May 30, 2018
Get the Jonah Wolfmug. Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
Get the Jonah's Maneuvermug. To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win
by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
Get the Jonahedmug. by Noah budaii October 12, 2017
Get the jonah pridmanmug. It’s getting reeeeaaallllyy hard for Jonah to not make fun of people doing this. He’s also good at Frenching, btw.
by People who know. November 23, 2021
Get the Jonahmug.