This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
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Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.
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