Jobicide

Purposely doing something wrong at work so you can get fired instead of quitting

Cubicle Guy 1: "Did you hear (Cubicle Guy 3) got laid off last week?"

Cubicle Guy 2: "Yeah, he committed Jobicide because he didn't feel like writing a two week notice."

by IAmBritishSam August 11, 2010

jabbit

In a graffiti piece a Jabbit is a swirl, bubble, extension, design, connector, or any other given detail that isn't a letter. Can also be used to describe any number of people places things or movements.

POET: "Hey do you like the Jabbits I put coming off of the O?"
PULPO:"Its okay but it could use some more jibbitations."

OCHO: "I jabbited MELON last night. It was amazing."

by OCHO UI July 23, 2011

Jobi

Jobi is a man who is sweet, funny, and very loving. He is tall, handsome, and has medium to long hair. Jobi will always be there when you need him and he gives the best advice. He is incredibly fun to be around, but he does not like large gatherings and is much more of a homebody. If you meet a Jobi, make sure you don't cross him because he has no time for people who disrespect him. Jobi is also a basketball god, possibly the best you will ever meet. Pretty much, Jobi is the best guy out there and he's a big sweetheart. However, it is annoying how perfect he can be.

"Damn, that guy can hoop"

"He sure can, I bet he's a Jobi"

by Taijapedd April 26, 2022

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.

Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.

by Uzzy September 9, 2006

Toby Joblin

An absolute cuck who is a weeaboo has autism , is largely disliked but yet still thinks he is funny and cool

Toby joblin you're a faggot , cunt die you little retard mate and eat your mums fat arse you fucking slag kill yourself

by Beluga Whale cunt faggot June 18, 2019

Hobity Jobity

A way of exprossing you solf in exciting way

HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!

by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020

hibbity jibbity

Hibbity Jibbity is the sound of conversation between large groups of black males who are speaking in an incoherent language called jive, talking amongst themselves.

Boss Man 1: Hey my man
Boss Man 2: What's good playboy?
Boss Man 1: Cold Chillin, hibbity jibbity
Boss Man 3: Hibbity Jibbity
Boss Man 4: Hibbity Jibbity
Boss Man 2: Hibbity Jibbity

by negrodamus23 March 15, 2009