Jiving

When i spread spicy jelly on a tiny cracker.

“I love jiving a cracker! Its my favorite sport. I wont 1st place jiving back in 1989.”

by Sir william 3rd April 14, 2022

Jive

The word "Jive" can be used in place of the word "Fucking" or "Freaking".

Fag: Bro, that shirt is jive awesome!

LAXPro: Yeah...It's cuz im Jive awesome..

by JiveOnMe October 11, 2010

Jive

Something that a person is not interested in or not down to do

It’s not her jive to go hang out at the lake.

by LuuLuu40 June 12, 2020

Jive

Another word for roasting or joaning.

1) Him: Boy yo head head big as shit

You: oh you tryna jive

2) Derek stay jiven on people

by Tre savage September 25, 2018

Jive

Weed. It’s a slang term for marijuana.

Little Johnny: Hey you got some jive?
Larry:Hell yea bro I gotchu!

by Larry Pimpin November 2, 2019

Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018