Jewdle

When a Jewish gal gets a bad blowout equivalent to that of a Jerry curl instead of a Loreal commercial, resulting in a rare breed of human dog--the Jewdle.

I accidentally fell asleep during my ever so expensive blow out and woke up to find that I was transformed into a Jewdle

by Salphabet May 18, 2015

Jawed

Jawed: And adjective used to describe a very forcefull punch delivered to ones face that knocks them unconscious, or to the ground. It is usually used when describing an individual getting knocked out/down by the first punch throw by his or her opponent.

Sam: "yo Buck remember when I got my ass kicked in middle school by that high school kid on steroids?"

Buck:" Lmaoooo, by that guy Nick? yo that was the funniest thing I ever saw! He jawed your ass hard. You dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Sam:" Well I barely weighed more than a sack of potatoes back then anyway..."

by cortez7 October 13, 2016

jewd

an anti-semitist word with the same deffinition as "jiped."

"I can't belive that, i just got jewd!"

by Willi M September 21, 2005

Jewebrity

A Jewish celebrity, Usually D-listed after making a bitchass movie... or never making the list at all.

Jerry Seinfield is a Jewebrity.

by therub March 24, 2009

Jewdooles

'Jewish-noodles' or 'Noodles of the Jewish variety'

Hey man get your Jewdooles out

by OFAM December 15, 2008

Jewdent

A Jewish student

"Dude, I bought a 20 pack of crackers for 50p from the reduced isle.
Dude, you're such a Jewdent"

by Maza4delonge December 4, 2009

Jewel in the Rough

A genital piercing submerged in pubic hair.

"I thought she was a golden child, until I saw her jewel in the rough."

by Impetus May 27, 2014