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Jesse

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008
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Jess

Jess, fuck off
by Oi you lot shut up July 21, 2019
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Jesse

A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.
Girl: Jesse is absolutely amazing period.
by Homeslice72 July 14, 2019
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Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.
Man that kid is such a major Jesse.
by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
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Jesse

A beautiful girl, who always looks for the best in people, she is sensitive in a good way, and stone cold in the bad. If she ever gets your heart, she will never let it go and her main goal is to make every moment a memory with you. If you ever find a Jesse make sure she stays around because people like her are almost Extinct.
by TraPxGod May 22, 2018
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Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
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Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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