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Jesse Pinkman

Meth addict
Decides to cook meth with his old chemistry teacher Walter White also known as Heisenberg (aka King of meth)
Likes to say Bitch
Jesse Pinkman: Bitch
Heisenberg: We need to cook
Jesse: Ok bitch
by Jankoleti February 2, 2019
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Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.
Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag
by Anti Saint September 22, 2009
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Jestificated

To beat someone at chess JESTIFICATION or basically WINNING at anything in Life. Jestificated.com
”I just jestificated you on the court!”
”Awww, man-I just got jestificated by this girl named Jes!”
by JPriceisRight September 10, 2018
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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Jessamy

A chick who is going to rock out in life. A podium athlete, or a singer in a chick band....major headache for any parent. Best person to sit next to at detention. Cute as a button, devious, whipsmart. Someone who doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks about them and has fun regardless.
She's a little bit out there, "a jessamy". Trouble "jessamy"
by bermtastic February 21, 2010
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jesohaia

Jesohaia is a very beautiful young woman. She is shy but when you get to know her she is quirky, out going and positive. She has the most beautiful body. She is intelligent, powerful, funny, happy. She carries lots of energy with her. Even if she has haters or insecurities, she just ignores them and puts the biggest smile on her face. She is very likely to become someone great. She has the biggest heart you can find. She is perfection.
Girl: wow! She's definitely a Jesohaia.
by Names/nombres December 24, 2016
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jeslina

Short , cute , don’t lose her trust because it’s hard to gain back. Has a lot of pain but keeps it inside . Acts ok but she isn’t . Very goofy and good vibes.very loyal and loves food
by .unkown.xx December 20, 2019
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