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Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
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by bombus August 18, 2010
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Person A: Yo Ben you got that good shit?
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Person A: What else is there brosif?
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Get the sexy Jesus mug.Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)
He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".
by Big Bob July 28, 2004
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by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007
Get the nuke gay whales for jesus mug.one of the many legendary bums of hoboken, nj. he gets his name from his tall, lanky appearance, and having hair and a beard as long as to resemble jesus christ himself. he is usually found wandering around the palisades (a.k.a the trails) or seen loitering around the mcdonalds on 3rd and washington st. rumours have it that his first name is "bob" and he totally lost it from an overdose of scooby doo acid back in the seventies.
eeyyyoo, you know where jesus the bum at? we want to get some booze from mohammed's.
nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
by rickrock May 26, 2008
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